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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

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ReleaseOctober 10, 2025
Runtime113 min
CountryUnited States

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With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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Mary Bronstein

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Mary Bronstein

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2026 BAFTA • 2026

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2026 Oscar • 2026

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